10 jokes from the '90s that died a painful death in 'Humshakals'

New Delhi: What do you call a film, that insists on trivialising and cracking jokes about mental disorders, comatose seniors, gay couples, women and the British royalty? Easy. 'Humshakals'.

Here is a collection of some hopelessly lame jokes cracked with the bravado of a Woody Allen monologue in the monumentally odious film 'Humshakals':

'Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.'

'Oh my god! You're so witty!'

'And you're so Churchgate'.

'Shut up!'

*Saif Ali Khan and Riteish Deshmukh lift their shirts up*

'Yeh tere bas ki baat nahi hai.'

'Toh kya yeh mere car ki baat hai?'

'Agar Sandra ki shaadi kisi bull se ho jaaey, toh uska naam kya hoga?'

'Sandra Bullock'.

'Main ek air hostess thi. But then I was fired. Because during a flight, I saw my boyfriend Jack in the cabin and I shouted, Hi Jack!'

'Agar mera ek joota nikal gaya, toh kya main keh sakta hoon ke nikal gaya, ekshoo?' (sneeze)

'Aaj mera vrat hai.'

'Kaunsa vrat?'

'Bad vrat' (bad breath)

'Is duniya mein 2 cheezein famous hain: Bruce Lee ka Karate, aur Kumar ke paraanthe.'

In the opening credits of the film, Sajid Khan has dedicated the movie to Kishore Kumar and Jim Carrey.####