The Best Dating Jokes: Puns, Knock Knock Jokes, and More

What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

We may not be socks, but I know we’d make a great pair.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to kiss me?

Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? It gave her a ring.

What does a ghost call their partner? A ghoul friend.

Not to brag, but I have a date for Valentine’s Day. February 14th.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ax. Ax who? May I ax you on a date?

Have you been to the doctor lately? I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

What did one watermelon say to the other? You’re one in a mel-e-on.

Did you hear about the notebook who married the pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Aheard. Aheard who? Aheard you love a good knock-knock joke.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna go on one?

I’ve been on 3 dates with someone who works at a zoo. I think they’re a keeper.

I was told never to date a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah.

Where did the cows go on a date? To the moooovies.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Do you have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.

I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because I have some cheesy jokes.

Never date an apostrophe. They can be possessive.

Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m bad at poems. Dinner for two?

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? Muffin in this world is sweeter than you.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

My girlfriend dated a clown right before she met me. I’ve got some big shoes to fill.

Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.