Kate Middleton Features On This Dad’s Thoughtfully Curated Agenda For Weekly Bar Debate

Dads may not always be the chatty ones in the family, or it’s likely that they have no idea what the other person is rambling about. However, they will undoubtedly be at the top of their game when they hang out with the guys. This one dad, for example, stands out by making a list of important topics to discuss at his weekly bar meetings with friends.

The post was shared on the microblogging platform X (formerly Twitter). The caption accompanying the post declares that the user’s “dad goes to a bar with his friends every Friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 50.”

This “agenda” includes discussions such as Packer roster moves, NCAA Tournament gathering and Air Force One. There’s also “Pinky” Blinders, and we’re not sure if it’s related to Peaky Blinders or a hidden joke, because soon “Toe Nails” make it to the list.

Now, there’s another topic that has not only caught this dad’s attention but also turned the entire internet into a bunch of Sherlock Holmes wannabes trying to crack the puzzle. It’s all about the whereabouts of The Princess of Wales – Kate Middleton.

The post had garnered 6,96,300 views at the time of reporting. Now, the majority of the comments section was going gaga over the Kate Middleton discussion, humourously demanding a full report on the issue after the discussion.

A user commented, “I’m certain they’ll get to the bottom of this whole Kate situation.”

Another user said, “Glad they saved Kate Middleton for toward the end or they wouldn’t be able to do any of the other topics.”

“Please report back on Kate Middleton,” said the third user.

Meanwhile, another user declared, “When I tell you I NEED their hot takes on where Kate is.”

So, what is the Kate Middleton situation?

On December 25, Princess Kate made her last appearance in public. She walked to Sandringham Church for the customary Christmas morning service with her three children – Prince George, age 10, Princess Charlotte, age 8, and Prince Louis, age 5. She was pulling off several engagements a week before that.

Kensington Palace provided a particularly private update on the princess’ health on January 17, disclosing that she was temporarily hospitalised for abdominal surgery. The palace stated that Kate would probably not see us again up until Easter, which occurs on March 31 this year, even though it did not say what the surgery was for.

Internet users have jumped headfirst into strange conspiracy theories and highly intertextual jokes in response to the alleged disappearance.

Things then became more serious and insane as it was thought that a Mother’s Day photo of the princess and all three of her children had been edited, leading news organisations to remove the image.

The whole controversy is now referred to as Kategate. The royal family appears to be losing control as Kategate continues.