Gentlemen:
You must have been impressed by Tiger Shroff's 8-pack abs, kick-ass action sequences or the guileless smile. While this is as good a reason as any to hit the gym, we suggest your inspiration end there.
If you were also taken in by Bablu's cheeky dialogues and attitude, here are 5 reasons why you should not try these in real life:
Scenario #1:
"Mujhe aasaan kaam vaise bhi pasand nahi hain." (I don't like to do things that are too easy.)
This sounds all well and good in when Tiger says it, but try standing in a line to pay electricity bills, or the passport office. You'd beg to exotic gods to make things easier.
Scenario #2:
The dialogue that Prakash Raaj's character spouts desperately towards the end, "Tum mein aisa kya hai jo meri beti to dikhta hai, aur mujhe nahi dikhta," (What is it that you have, that my daughter can see, and I don't) is NOT flattering. It wasn't so in the film either. Be smart, butter up your girlfriend's parents good.
Scenario #3:
Bablu's favorite dialogue that he spouts at least half a dozen times in the film, "Sabko aati nahi, meri jaati nahi," (Not everyone can possess it, I naturally have it) might not work out in your favour. Especially in situations involving college marks, pay-cheque, etc.
Scenario #4:
"Oye! Tu apne apko hero samjhta hai kya?" (Do you think you are a hero?)
"Yar ab log kahte hain...sabka munh thodi band kar sakte hain na...!" (People talk, can't shut their mouths)
This is fine as long as Tiger Shroff and 'Heropanti' goes, but when the rumour mills start churning, you'd realise the truth of these words. You cannot indeed shut thousands of babbling mouths.
Scenario #5:
When Bablu tries to teach Dimpy the importance of women empowerment, he takes her out on his motorcycle, encourages her to walk the ramp in a miniskirt and attend a wild party. While all these things are cool otherwise, when falling in love with a girl from the 'Jatland' (their words, not ours), try baby steps. Like, education, or driving lessons.
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